What has life taught me for the past 22 years?
Never work; instead show off to people that you work a lot – corporate thought me this
Drive without a license and that day alone you will be caught.
No matter what, you will always be caught by the police near the Central station.
The whether control news is always false.
You will never win in a lottery
Girls always fall in love with the most crooked criminals
The much expected movie will always fail to impress you.
If you go to the beach, it will rain.
The harder you study, the probability to flunk increases.
Always your room mate scores more than you.
Take a free left turn; there will be a traffic police there waiting for you.
The code you write will always have bug. And if you try to debug, you will release more bugs.
The pop-up window never pop ups.
The wheel will get puncture near the filing station.( well that’s good enough)
There will always be a break down if you go for long trip via car.
Your phone bill always has probems.
How much ever you earn you will also have debts to finish.
The stock you pick always ends in red.
You will never win.